Photosynthesis

Photosynthesis is that wonderful chemical process in plants. I swear my blood is green, not red. I believe that I am a plant and not human. When the sun is hidden by clouds and rain my photosynthesis ceases. I am lethargic, sad, lazy and generally good for nothing. A sliver of sunlight and my chemical reaction begins to percolate. The hemoglobin starts to flow and just like a plant I get out of that chair and rise to the sun. Life is wonderful again. Like Kermit it's good to be green.