Almost an A-Hole!

Interesting expression. It could mean that I'm close to being one or that I was one and I have actually changed for the better. Well, not for the better but I still am one. I know almost only counts in horseshoes but when you're dealing with an asshole everything changes. I should know. I deal with assholes everyday. I deal with them at the gas pump, at the grocery store, at the stop signs in my development, and just about everywhere I go. Are there more assholes here in South Florida than In the Northeast. No, here we have richer assholes and in the Northeast we have better educated assholes. Which brings this back to moi. I do know that when I was younger I was indeed an asshole.I think most younger people are to so some extent. I know, from personal experience, it takes a long time to become a person that is not self centered. So if I am an asshole and who isn't at sometime still in their lives, at least now I'm only Almost an asshole. What is that. Progress!!!!